Essex Gals...........

[essexbloke]

A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish.
> > They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
> >
> >
> > St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you ever had
> > any
> > contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I
> > once
> > touched the head of one with the tip of my finger St. Peter says, "OK,
> > dip
> > the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
> >
> >
> > St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question,
> > "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?"
> >
> >
> > The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and
> > stroked
> > one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and
> > pass
> > through the gate."
> >
> >
> > All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and
> > the girl from Basildon is pushing her way to the front of the line.
> > When
> > she
> > reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be
> > the
> > rush?"
> >
> >
> > The girl replies.. "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I
> > want
> > to do it before Lorraine (from Romford) sticks her butt in it!!"
> >