Now this one is bad...

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Now this one is bad...

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Called the vets this morning...

Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."

Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"

Me: "He's holding his head to one side."

Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"












Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"

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Tested on a live subject and They voted that as one of the worst jokes on the Internet.



Well done Mac, good work :thumbup:
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:roll: yep that is very bad :wtf:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :beer:
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Maybe it’s a regional gag. Goes down well in Cleethorpes (reminds me of a girl I once knew! :lol: ) not so well in the Midlands!
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Kev L wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 7:34 pm Maybe it’s a regional gag. Goes down well in Cleethorpes (reminds me of a girl I once knew! :lol: ) not so well in the Midlands!
Most things go down well in Cleethorpes!
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