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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies", he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you ...

Opel wrote:Interesting... and cool.

I see your postman has been leaving a trail, they’re like large snails, but a bit faster.

not our postman m8 he hangs his mailbag off his zimmer

hi guys had my forks uprated and carbon wrapped by one of the guys off another forum, best of all it was free he wouldn't accept a penny. i think it goes better with the matt black mudguard Before http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu204/alec2507/SAM_0728.jpg After http://i648.photobucket.com/albums...

i might by myself a mankini instead, it should cover a little bit more of my modesty......... :lol: Which one was you again mate i forgot http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu204/alec2507/mankini3.jpg http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu204/alec2507/24.gif http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu204/...

bigspanishmarty wrote:where was the donor graft site, mine was the top of my thigh, my under crackers keep rubbing it, so i might switch to me speedos..........

dont do that mate just found the pic you posted last time

muppet wrote:at this point i should say how it was great having my two daughters with me, i have passed on your observations

and i can see where they get theyr'e good looks mate.

could it be the eyecatching tents Benny, i had trouble seeing past the inflatables for some reason

AMCQ46 wrote:,

Kev L wrote:AMcQ is quicker on the keyboard than me! LOL

It's a fast yellow keyboard

My TDM was yellow and silver but its been a lot faster since i painted it matt black with the silver

Hi All, decided after looking for a vario aero screen for the tdm850 for a while i decided to spend a couple of days in the garage making one, i know the new part of the screen doesn't look that great but it will do until i can find an old tinted screen to replace it (maybe someone here might have a...

Yeah, put back on paddock stand. It is very liable to fall over though with a gust of wind or something if you use a jack under oil sump. Be careful. To hoist it up, do you not have a set of A frame ladders? Or some timber you can make a frame from like in the photo? or put a couple of axle stands ...

Evening lads, I need to remove the front wheel, calipers etc to repaint the lower forks which are looking a bit scabby. I cant afford an abba stand so its got to be one of the cheaper types but which works best on the storm? :? Under the fork ends or thru the head stock? i used a trolley jack and b...

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll ju...

I'll drop notes through the door from Al, that will do their heads in mate lol

Bloody hell my missus knows Elle, very small world mate, next time your down this way let me know we can meet up for a pint.

Ok, Looks like I was at the top of your road then. Last house before the bridge on the Mway side of the road...go round and tell them it's your birthday and you want a go in their hot tub :lol: Tell them I sent you :thumbup: the only one my missus knows with a hot tub up that way is Jackie whats th...