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Cheers Cupasoop will give that a try

Anyone got any idea why my new laptop wont stay logged into the forum, if i go to another site and come back i have to re log in ?
cheers alec

"This guy from over the road was talking to me earlier. "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the milkman," he confided. "What? That fat ugly fu**er I see every morning outside your house?" "Yes," he laughed, cheering up. "Why would Dav...

tony.mon wrote:

Wicky wrote:Most probably she wants to go to attle cos she lost Angeles...

To Phil O'Delphia?

no to Denver in colarado, dodgy geezer that denver.

A man is sitting in a the pub sipping a pint looking all gloomy, the barman says "what's up, bad day?" The man replies "You could say that, my 4 year old son has managed to get next door's gorgeous 18 year old girl pregnant" "That's impossible, how could that happen" as...

A man owned a small farm in Ireland. The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!," demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the farme...

Dear Billy Jo, I'm writin' this real slow cause I know you can't read very fast. We don't live where we did when you left. We read in the paper that most accidents happen within ten miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you our new address cause the last family that lived here took the...

I miss my storm too , went out yesterday with a couple of blokes off another forum 1 on an rf900 the other on an rf600, and i got left behind, the poor old tdm couldn't keep with them, matched them on the twisties but got left on the dual carriageways etc.

A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam. "I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his h...

for those interested Three Pink Floyd programmes on back to back 930pm to 1230am on BBC4 tonight - then repeated from 1230am

that new shed's coming along nice though mate. Tis not a ''shed'' you philistine! It will be on completion an extension to the garage. Awaiting the roof, door & even a window then I shall be knocking a big hole in the a-joining wall, building a bench sorting some electrics.......then filling it...

the black wheels would look good on yours mate.

that new shed's coming along nice though mate.

you could have cleaned her mate

7.5 wt [note that it is ok to mix 5 and 10 to make 7.5]

How does this work then, my calculator tells me 5 and 10 make 15 ?