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by lumpyv
Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:32 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Scary "moments" on a motorcycle What was your last one?
Replies: 43
Views: 4510

Re: Scary "moments" on a motorcycle What was your last one?

last week doing a relaxed 65 on a b road , open field to the right i noticed a crow doing that slow flying thing, flapping his wings real slow. couldnt see his face but he must have had suicide on his mind. the dumb b8stard set a steady course for my fairing. for what seemed like a while i thought h...
by lumpyv
Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:43 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: whats your best ever bargain on ebay
Replies: 15
Views: 1860

Re: whats your best ever bargain on ebay

hardly worn 2 yr old pair of alpinestar boots for 25 squid. comfortable on and off the bike about 130 new
by lumpyv
Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:17 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: `Storm or SP ? (Now with pics)
Replies: 44
Views: 3950

Re: `Storm or SP ? (Now with pics)

mmmmmmm nice .........

looking forward to your next thread " should i get an SP2?"

enjoy it mate, black/red looks the dogs!
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:49 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Headlight Bulb
Replies: 19
Views: 1634

Re: Headlight Bulb

"or if your mrs has small hands get her to do it"

my dad always told me to get a girlfriend with small hands
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:38 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: quick weight question
Replies: 5
Views: 349

Re: quick weight question

the manual says 188kg for rider and pillion and 27kg max for luggage.

cheers
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: Dodgy Dealers, Cheapest , Best Service etc..
Topic: ESSENTIAL RUBBER
Replies: 18
Views: 6988

Re: ESSENTIAL RUBBER

"Having said that after I left Sunny E1 today I only had one more job to do & that was done & dusted in under 20 mins so I spent the rest of the day wasting time till rolling up at the office 10 mins before leaving!" sounds like some of my days at work , prior to the sneaky swines ...
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:22 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Gadaffi......
Replies: 1
Views: 555

Re: Gadaffi......

thank god for that! ive been waiting all day for gaddaffi related joke/txt
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:17 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Advice on 4 x 4 for £5000
Replies: 33
Views: 3881

Re: Advice on 4 x 4 for £5000

a boy at work had a freelander and it was so sh1t landrover gave him his money back....
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: The Welcome Inn
Topic: Anyone on here from the ipswich area
Replies: 16
Views: 2418

Re: Anyone on here from the ipswich area

hello mate . i am from the switch. welcome to this forum. there are lots of clever bast8ards on here (not me), all very helpfull too.
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:51 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Starving in this country?
Replies: 25
Views: 2189

Re: Starving in this country?

my missus was out of work for 6 or 7 months and because she had a mortgage and a house and small savings, less than 4k, the dole office treated her like a thief. never mind the 25 odd years paying tax and working all the shifts as a nurse. i think when you have to go for benefits/help it would be ni...
by lumpyv
Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:01 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: I have replaced the bandit with this....
Replies: 16
Views: 695

Re: I have replaced the bandit with this....

that type of bike is great fun, my last bike was an xt 600e i really liked it but it didnt go quick enough on the straight bits. i am currently pursuing an unknown bloke who lives in a flat in felixstowe who owns an unused xt350( i think ) that is chained to post, in the car park of these flats. it ...
by lumpyv
Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: Pimp Your Ride
Topic: my storm
Replies: 7
Views: 1683

Re: my storm

looks nice and clean :)

i have heard about suspension linkage issues. what exactly needs to be done and how do you know if it needs doing?

cheers
by lumpyv
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:36 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Cleaning gloves
Replies: 19
Views: 1222

Re: Cleaning gloves

ive heard a good way to stop trainers smelling is to fill em up with cat litter (fresh) and leave them over night?
by lumpyv
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:26 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: warning il4 pics
Replies: 11
Views: 1112

Re: warning il4 pics

cor lovely!! i like clean looking bikes.

bargain status depends on price though i guess. may i ask how much?
by lumpyv
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:22 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Knee down :-)
Replies: 21
Views: 1373

Re: Knee down :-)

i have never done this and believe it must be easier for tall people? i am a lofty 5 7" and dont think my legs are long enough.
any other dwarfs share this opinion? (not you pedrosa)