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My sesne of comedy timing.......is crap. No I'm not as funny as Martin because his comedy timing was impeccable, but who do you think wrote all his material? Where do you think he got the Werthers saying from? I came up with that ad, and several more that are even closer to the bone. (if you don't k...

Ah Chris, you have fallen foul to my wicked sense of humor! It's great to be in your thoughts, and as Kaz says' I've been off site, not because I wanted to be, but because I couldn't remember where the hell it was! All of you guys have been in my thoughts throughout this year (why has no-one phoned ...

BRILLIANT!
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Sorry Dudes and Dudettes, but I meant to say next Satuarday (4th December), my birthday is the 6th December. Well soon be Wednesday, I hope you all have your happy hats, and downloaded porky pig. Don't like 'Wondered how you were getting on', if you really wondered, then why didn't you pick up the p...

Hello my Lovlies! yes it's I, theflyingpig has returned to the fold. Still on 4 wheels, but a bit more accessable. with all this snow about, it's a good job I've moved to Dundee. Wouldn't want to get snowed in where I used to stay, ON MY OWN, wombles enough for anyone to slit their wrists! Well It's...

As ever, time flies. I need to get myself organised, so would appreciate if all who are able to attend, to pm me. I will provide the food, just bring your own beverage (tea and coffee is available if that is your tipple). I will be offering everyone a nip to help toast the big man, so if you have a ...

I don't want you to name your employer, but if your up for it, let me know in a PM, because if it's the same as mine, I can help you in so many ways. HR are there for the management, but they are also there to ensure legislation is followed, and if you can prove this isn't the case, then leaving and...

Hi Pariah Here's the deal. Under the disabaility at work act, where you have been newly diagnosed with a disorder that prevents you from undertaking your normal duties, this can be both mental or physical, your employer must do everything in their power to give you alternative duties or move you to ...

Bridge of Cally looks a bit steep, you may also want to try the B&B's in Cally or even Blairgowrie for a cheaper rate. Anyway, looking forward to those who can make it. I'm hoping that I'll be able to film the whole ceremony, as you'll imagine it will be something to see. So don't worry if you c...

Happy Birthday, Iggy. Hope you had a fab one.

Nx
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Hello Everybody, a date for your diaries. Martin's wake will be held at my place the last weekend in March. You will be welcome to arrive Friday 26th March, to allow all of you who wish to come via bike to at least have a break and a wee ride out on the Saturday. The actual ceremony of giving Martin...

Horrible things happen all the time, you just notice them more at Christmas. Just do your best to help each other get through it. All going well, your girlfriends dad will have lost an eye. That's the brighter side, and he'll get to wear an eye patch and can pretend to be a pirate to cheer everyone ...

Thank you's all round.

Hi guys

Just to let you know that £235 was donated at Martin's service for Marie Curie. This is a good donation from a funeral service. Please if you are passing a Marie Curie box, put your money in, every penny helps.

much love
Normaxxx
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Get the songs ready, as here is the transcript from the service. You have all shared in our woes over the past year, so it seems fitting you share in the service. Although there is no transcript for Roddy's part, he recounted how, if he and Martin ended up old and alone they would move in together, ...

Hello Everybody Thanks to everyone for your kind words over the last year. Being able to share our experiences with you, has helped. I know you probably have a few plans of your own and want to do something in Martin's memory. I've heard talk of a big sponsored ride, with Martin's ashes to give him ...