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by PACIFIER
Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:00 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: One for the girls....?
Replies: 20
Views: 2122

I've hardly scored m'self a toy-boy. Not entirely sure where that rumour started (not that I'm put-out by it or in any way wish to halt such gossippings... :wink: ). I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So :P . Oh, did I mention retired? D...
by PACIFIER
Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:18 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: One for the girls....?
Replies: 20
Views: 2122

Yeah, I've got a sister. She's taken, but my mum's on the market :eek2 ...

Reckon my sister'd make you blush within 5 seconds of meeting her!
by PACIFIER
Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: Speedtraps, Gatso, Vascar (Vague and Spurious Calculations at random)
Topic: Mobile speed cameras
Replies: 2
Views: 2591

Re: Mobile speed cameras

Hello! all of you out there in VTR land :D with reference to mobile speed cameras did you know that your local government website publishes the sites of all possible camera sites for the coming month ahead, for all the bikers in Robin Hood land check:-http://www.nottinghamshire.gov.uk/mobilespeedca...
by PACIFIER
Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:07 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Now THIS is funny...
Replies: 6
Views: 894

Re: Now THIS is funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc&search=drunk%20p Dunno...Reckon watching this pissed guy trying to flag down an RACQ breakdown vehicle the other night was the funniest thing I've ever saw....How tanked would you have to be to mistake an RACQ roadside assistance car for a taxi ? 8O
by PACIFIER
Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:45 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Stick Figure Funnies
Replies: 4
Views: 411

Creative? :roll: Maybe! Artistic? :roll: Never! :D
by PACIFIER
Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:48 am
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: are storms top end restricted?
Replies: 17
Views: 2677

if you can remove the Runoutofgrunt restrictor or maybe reduce road and air friction to zero. I dare say you could get a Firestorm to top warp 9, (given a long enough bit of road) Brakes might need upgrading a tad tho. Firstly, I need to confess my love for the big inline fours of yester-year.....B...
by PACIFIER
Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I had a bad crash last night
Replies: 21
Views: 1967

Any accident where blood is drawn cant be good ( no idea what a wheelie walker is) HOPE YOU RECOVER SOON, fncapslock, glad bike is fine, :!: :!: :!: ps I went out with a nurse once when younger, but she didnt have patience with me :roll: :roll: :roll:( droll kiwi humour)(beats sheep jokes) :!: :!: ...
by PACIFIER
Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:47 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Vient au lit
Replies: 9
Views: 1140

Kitch wrote:come to bed

(it's french, though I doubt a french speaker would use it, it's a bit literal.)
And what makes you think i wasnt being literal? :lol:
by PACIFIER
Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: It had to happen sooner or later...
Replies: 37
Views: 4145

geeze i'm gutted for you lets hope all is temporary and you're back ok soon as as for the bike, just depends how you would feel if it was repaired, would you trust it?? have a look round see whats available and then decide would be my advice Anyone ever bought a bike or just held on to an old wreck...
by PACIFIER
Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:33 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: It had to happen sooner or later...
Replies: 37
Views: 4145

VTRgirl wrote:Oh and my beloved novelty horn now barely whispers... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Hmmm. That's something I didnt check to see worked properly...... :D
by PACIFIER
Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: It had to happen sooner or later...
Replies: 37
Views: 4145

Update... Well, I've found me the perfect alternative :D . Somebody wonderful has popped out of the woodwork wanting to buy my Storm for $6,000, which is ball park for what I would've got for a write-off. So I'll get her fixed through the insurance, make a man very happy as he joins the Storm-ridin...