Difference between men and women
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>1. NAMES:
> If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
>each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
> If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
>each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.>
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> 2. EATING OUT:>
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> When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in £20,
>even though it's only for £32.50.
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> None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit
>they want the change back.
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> When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.>
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> 3. MONEY:>
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> A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2
>item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.>
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> 4. BATHROOMS:>
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> A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
>razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
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> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
> 5. ARGUMENTS:
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> A woman has the last word in any argument.
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> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS:
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> Women love cats.
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> Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
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> 7. FUTURE:
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> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> 8. SUCCESS:
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> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can Spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> 9. MARRIAGE:
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> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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> 10. DRESSING UP:
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> A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, empty the
>garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
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> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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> 11. NATURAL:
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> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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>> 12. OFFSPRING:
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> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
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> She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
>favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
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> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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> 13. FINAL THOUGHT:
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>> Any married man should forget his mistakes.
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> There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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