- VTRgirl
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At least you don't have to go to school... ummm... I mean, work.
But it gets worse... Do you realise when they take your tonsils out now, you don't get jelly & ice-cream??? You get nothing until the next day when they make you eat dry toast to scratch all the crap off the inside of your throat, just to make sure if you're going to bleed everywhere you do it before you go home
How'd that cheer you up?
But it gets worse... Do you realise when they take your tonsils out now, you don't get jelly & ice-cream??? You get nothing until the next day when they make you eat dry toast to scratch all the crap off the inside of your throat, just to make sure if you're going to bleed everywhere you do it before you go home
How'd that cheer you up?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Glad your not my nurseVTRgirl wrote:At least you don't have to go to school... ummm... I mean, work.
But it gets worse... Do you realise when they take your tonsils out now, you don't get jelly & ice-cream??? You get nothing until the next day when they make you eat dry toast to scratch all the crap off the inside of your throat, just to make sure if you're going to bleed everywhere you do it before you go home
How'd that cheer you up?
- VTRgirl
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Nah, you'd love me! They all do! "Finally", they say, "someone who tells it like it is".
Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
I'd be right there holding your hand while you tearfully tackled your dry toast.
Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
I'd be right there holding your hand while you tearfully tackled your dry toast.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
That's exactly what happened to me many many years ago I was definitely bitterly disappointedVTRgirl wrote: Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
I was 5yrs old at the time and all my family and friends had been telling me how much ice-cream I would get after the operation
I never saw as much as a teaspoon full All I got was gallons of gargling fluid
Hope you feel better soon Mike
Chris.
- tony.wilde1
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sirch345 wrote:That's exactly what happened to me many many years ago I was definitely bitterly disappointedVTRgirl wrote: Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
I was 5yrs old at the time and all my family and friends had been telling me how much ice-cream I would get after the operation
I never saw as much as a teaspoon full All I got was gallons of gargling fluid
Hope you feel better soon Mike
Chris.
and i suppose the latter day version is coming out of the shower to find yer mrs asleep!!!
Brilliant Tony I might have guessed you wouldn't have missed thattony.wilde1 wrote:sirch345 wrote:That's exactly what happened to me many many years ago I was definitely bitterly disappointedVTRgirl wrote: Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
I was 5yrs old at the time and all my family and friends had been telling me how much ice-cream I would get after the operation
I never saw as much as a teaspoon full All I got was gallons of gargling fluid
Hope you feel better soon Mike
Chris.
and i suppose the latter day version is coming out of the shower to find yer mrs asleep!!!