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VTRgirl
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This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention. Anyway the guy got out & it was a midget!

He said "I'm not happy".

I said "Well, which one are you then?"





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If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

a short joke but funny anyway! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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