>She said;One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?''It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma 'And they say blondes are dumb..
A couple are lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in
>the world.'The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the
>shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the
>lawn like this?''Probably that I married you for your money,' she
>replied.
He said shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said - That's a good idea...
>you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and
>fart.-
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
>anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
>because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.The
>wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.Whoosh!
>Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.The man wished for
>a female companion 30 years younger...Whoosh...immediately he turned
>ninety!!!Gotta love that fairy!-
Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
>Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
>him to death.AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long
>enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q : How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!i
>this was easy enough to do .....
>And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humour to take it!
>i THIS WAS MORE DIFFICULT ....
