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Makes you think...................

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

I'd say wishful thinking but I like it

yeah, but you'd also have to climb back into your mum's chuff...

that's enough to put me off.

Kitch wrote:yeah, but you'd also have to climb back into your mum's chuff...

that's enough to put me off.

Why? Everyone else has been up there



Go on, tell me you wernt expecting an answer like that.

cupasoop wrote:Why? Everyone else has been up there

Go on, tell me you wernt expecting an answer like that.

Judging by the litter sizes, that's not a suprise...

pretty much...

Don't Citroen make Berjingo's

Max wrote:Don't Citroen make Berjingo's