Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon
Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise
they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"Most people are giving about a gallon."
