Ghosts

Got any jokes? Add your favourite ones here, for all to share :)
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iggy1966
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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BigD
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Post by BigD »

Can't tell what he says :? :?
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Kitch
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Post by Kitch »

Hear about the 2 gay ghosts?

They put the willies up each other.
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Post by logan7 »

No sorry dont get it whats he says :?
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

Kitch wrote:Hear about the 2 gay ghosts?

They put the willies up each other.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by gcs »

Must be a UK joke.... I cant even open it...Uk only it said :cry: :cry: :cry:

We really feel left out now...... :wink: :wink:

Next time a royal visits i think ill have a word about it......

:twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:
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Post by sirch345 »

That usually works :!: :lol: :lol: for the living anyway :!:
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Post by Rincewind »

wonder if it would work on the children........ :wink:
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Post by VTRgirl »

"We're sorry. The content you requested is available for UK users only."

Hmmph! :x
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