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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling ! is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.


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Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
The force is strong in this one
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

excellent!!!

massive jugs too!!go to the top of the class that man"" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by curly »

Good job that tree is there for her to lean on!!
She'd bloody well fall over otherwise with the weight of them!! 8O
(I'd give her the job!)
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Actually the tree looks like it's having a rough time holding her up...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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