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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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8O Naughty Kaz :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Sorry Kaz
I didn't mean it like that I'll be the first one to say he brought it all on himself but I've just burried a close personal friend and I'm feeling a little tender at the mo (and probably a bit over sensitive too) :oops:

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Personally, the only reason it makes me sad is that he had a liver that someone else could have had and wasted it :x
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And on a brighter note :D
Was anyone else dumb enough last Monday when they forcasted snow to say "Huh, If it snows I'll come to work in my shorts and run around the carpark"?



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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: classic one!!!
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8O 8O 8O Pete are you mad :?: :lol:

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Ummm... Okay, time to come clean. I am George Bestly ignorant. Who is (or was) the bloke?
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Blimey, how long you got. Basically a football superstar from the sixties, some said the 5th Beatle. (They're a british band from the same era who............... anyway). He did a lotta drinkin and shaggin (married a Miss World along the way) finally had a much publicised liver transplant a few years ago cause his was pickled and promptly decided he wanted to pickle that one too. Got divorced from wife, carried on shaggin and drinkin till it all caught up with him and he died on Friday from an infection I think, which was a result of low immune system due to the anti-rejection drugs he was on.
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Lovely! Sounds like not all Georges who like to drink & bonk as much as possible get to live to an age to rival George Burns, eh? Can't say I'm sorry I missed his life... :roll:
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George Best was a footballer who could, string a sentence together, he once said "I gave up booze and women once :!: it was the worst 20mins of my life" :lol:

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Tony, mate I'm starting to get an angle on your humour and I like it :lol:
and as far as giving up Booze and women. Well, I gotta say booze comes in a very convenient bottle or glass and loves me to drink it so I guess I can't give that up, expecially not on purpose, even for 20 minutes. 8)
As for women, well I had to give them all up to settle for just one. So I guess I have given them up :D
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