Thought for the day, with FlatLine

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Sucking a Lollipop is just flavoring your spit and drinking it.
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Technically, alcohol is a solution........ :wink:
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tecnicly we are all imortal,!!!
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if you have a blow up doll, and pop it. Does it go down on you? :lol:
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After years of disliking the way I look, only now do I realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.
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I'm old enough to remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn..
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It always strikes me as strange that we put real lemon juice in shampoo but artificial flavours in lemonade.............. :?
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As Disney's an American company, and the film's set in America, why isn't it called Lady and the elbow?
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What if aliens are just really small, and keep burning up in our atmosphere when trying to visit?

So they all just think we're assholes for not turning our force field off... ? :D
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Do you ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there?
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Who insures the insurance companies :evil:
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If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how long would it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound :D
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macdee wrote:If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how long would it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound :D
Is the ground your walking on paved ? Level ?

How big are the sheets of sandpaper ?

African or Indian Elephant ?
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People whose close relatives are pornstars probably have to exercise caution while watching porn
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