escaped convicts

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Ant
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escaped convicts

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Did you hear the news about the crash on the m1 the other day?

A prison transport hit a cement truck....

The police have told members of the public to be on the look out for hardened criminals......
If it's broken; should it move? Yes: Use WD40 No: Use cable ties. Now it's fixed!
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fabiostar
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Re: escaped convicts

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lol that tickled me :D
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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