Public enemy no 1

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:59 am

Historically the motorcycles mortal enemy has always been typified as the devil in beige who drives a Volvo (or OVLOV as Bike used to call it to avoid legal attention!).
Do you reckon Volvo drivers still deserve the title or has Beelzebub chosen a new chariot to wage war on the good folk on 2 wheels?
White van man? Audi drivers?

What do you think chaps? My money's on BTT being first up in defence of Audi's as he seems to own most of those registered on the UKs roads! Lloydie close behind (not for the first time!) defending wvm!

Seeker 77 · Post by **Seeker 77** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:25 am

There's a new threat out there, perhaps most closely associated with the Streets of London, and that is the Smart car driver. They seem to target bikers based on the fact that they are in a small vehicle and are therefore not subject to road traffic laws. Their supporting act is the beige Fiat 500, driven by people who think it's kitsch to drive a car the same colour as a hearing aid (I'm right aren't I Kev? They are that colour I'm sure).

Rant over

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:29 am

BMW Drivers...I think BMW stands for...Indicators Who Needs Them...

Having said that I was lucky enough to be right behind a Police car on me way home last night...He suddenly slowed down no braking, indicated left for a brief moment then made his mind up braked, indicated right & turned right...Fek knows what he was up to but it wasn't taking other road users into consideration. Fortunatly I was paying attention for a change...

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:31 am

I am detecting a certain amount of ageism from certain parties recently, if this continues I will be forced to exact an almighty and righteous retribution against the instigators of such, and give them a right nasty chinese burn or deadleg! Git.

stuffedit · Post by **stuffedit** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:31 am

In my part of the world, white Range Rovers top the list of people regularly trying to reduce my life expectancy.

Seeker 77 · Post by **Seeker 77** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:34 am

Kev L wrote:I am detecting a certain amount of ageism from certain parties recently, if this continues I will be forced to exact an almighty and righteous retribution against the instigators of such, and give them a right nasty chinese burn or deadleg! Git.

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:36 am

I went to see Ed Byrne recently, funny as feck as always, and he was talking about driving quality. He asked who in the audience drove an Audi and a few of the audience cheered. His comment was " well that's ironic, because by doing that you've given an indication, so why the f*ck can't you do it in your car?"
Made oi larf

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:40 am

stuffedit wrote:In my part of the world, white Range Rovers top the list of people regularly trying to reduce my life expectancy.

In your part of the world range rovers end up in Epping with additional ventilation, along with their occupants! (Best Ray Winston - "you slag, I'll gut you like a fish, you slag", and scene.)

alanfjones1411 · Post by **alanfjones1411** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:44 am

The young fella's in their hot hatches with loud pipes and body kits.White vans and BMW drivers and all of them that resent you filtering.Saying that though you have to keep on constant alert because it don't really matter what they are driving.

KermitLeFrog · Post by **KermitLeFrog** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:17 am

Young(ish) women (25 to 40) in large 4x4s. Some of them need a good dose of correction, quite a few of them look like they would enjoy that too!

fabiostar · Post by **fabiostar** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:27 am

KermitLeFrog wrote:Young(ish) women (25 to 40) in large 4x4s. Some of them need a good dose of correction, quite a few of them look like they would enjoy that too!

lmao you took the words right outa my mouth

add to that list little old ladies wearing hats in nissan micras. and any merc because as we all should know they own the road

countrymick · Post by **countrymick** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:30 am

haha,you could be right there kermit.most of them are married to the audi drivers already mentioned.i think public enamy depends on what type of roads your on.arogant audis on motorways etc,mummys in people carriers and 4x4 around town...

agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:20 pm

audi/bmw drivers, then scooters driving standards keep getting lower and lower, could this be partly down to the amount of johnny foreigners on our roads, where's wicky to defend Hungarians.....

Watty · Post by **Watty** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:39 pm

Young women in fiat 500's using mobile phones

Post by **sirch345** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:58 pm

MacV2 wrote:BMW Drivers...I think BMW stands for...Indicators Who Needs Them...

From what I see down here in Cornwall, BMW drivers are not on their own when it comes to not using indicators, it can be any make car.

I've sort of got a bit used to this now, as it's been going on for so long. I'm more concerned about these so called drivers who keep looking down to text on their mobile phones as they're driving. To me they are an even bigger danger to other road users because they are taking their eyes off the road

Chris.

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