Aviemore
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:17 pm
Red one going north up aviemore high Street at about 2:45 pm
Looking good
Looking good
Was there a Big Ginger Beard peeking out of the helmet ?chris vtr virgin wrote:Red one going north up aviemore high Street at about 2:45 pm
Looking good
Eh? what do you mean "re-enactment"? These are me normal clothes! Oh look, there's even a hammer being worn round the neck! Vikings do like hammers y'know!MacV2 wrote:Din't have you down as the re-enactment type Dave...Do you have the chain mail undercrackers as well? Or do you always walk like that...
Oh, ok then. Seeing as your perverted, curious, warped n twisted mind asked. YES, (heavy sigh) I used to wear them on the odd occasion.MacV2 wrote:Yes all very well but answer the question...Chain Mail undercrackers ???
TheGingerBeardMan wrote:Oh, ok then. Seeing as your perverted, curious, warped n twisted mind asked. YES, (heavy sigh) I used to wear them on the odd occasion.MacV2 wrote:Yes all very well but answer the question...Chain Mail undercrackers ???
Not in winter though, as the cold weather, along with the cold metal, used to really "shrink stuff" in that department. And then I'd end up getting me willy caught in the tiny holes in the mesh.
A nightmare when you needed to take a pee real quick, as you spent ages trying carefully to extract said caught willy from the tiny tight circles of mesh. Ow...ow....OW!
The solution was to just pee through the holes whilst still wearing them. Which was also bad, cos after a while the undercrackers rusted solid. You'd then have to get someone with a grinder to cut them off. A nail biting, knee trembling ordeal. Especially if you weren't shaved down there. Which you needed to be kept as smooth as a babies elbow, or else the heat build up and the odd spark from the grinder would catch yer pubes and WHOOMPH!, the whole lot would go up!
...as demonstrated by the following "graphic and disturbingly accurate" artists impression...
"holy crap...me pubes are on fire..."
And then there's the risk itself of the grinders spinning disc at 7000rpm close to yer dangly bits. One tiny cough or sneeze from the operator will see you unable to father children ever again, whilst you're left to gather up what's left of your Richard from all 4 walls and the ceiling of the bathroom...
Oh yes!, If danger is yer middle name, then I highly recommend you try a pair!
*picture courtesy of "Madam Martys Manly Man Coverings" - Summer Catalogue Collection 2015.
Nope, as said under the pic: "*picture courtesy of "Madam Martys Manly Man Coverings" - Summer Catalogue Collection 2015."MacV2 wrote:I really really hope that you googled that image & didn't have it as a stock photo...