Richard Hammond...
Richard Hammond...
...did a job for him today...
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Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?
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and?...did a job for him today...
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Teeth whitening?
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I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
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that made me giggle lolshifty123 wrote:I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
Where do you live and whats the next village lol
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+1 mateshifty123 wrote:I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
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SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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Jamoi wrote:Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?
Well it wasn't that Richard Hammond, but as a hamster is a rodent I'd just use mouse poison, just more of it as he's bigger.
As it happens this RH was a bit bigger than the short butt off the tele .
When I knocked on the door I wasn't expecting to have to shade my eyes from the teeth glare as it was a crappy house on a crappy estate in Plumstead & I believe the other RH earns enough to live somewhere a slightly bit posher...
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I wasn't expecting the door to be opened by a 6 ft black dude with no trousers on but it was...
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He was kind enough to wrap a towel around his waist for the rest of my stay...
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Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeonMacV2 wrote:Jamoi wrote:Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?
Well it wasn't that Richard Hammond, but as a hamster is a rodent I'd just use mouse poison, just more of it as he's bigger.
As it happens this RH was a bit bigger than the short butt off the tele .
When I knocked on the door I wasn't expecting to have to shade my eyes from the teeth glare as it was a crappy house on a crappy estate in Plumstead & I believe the other RH earns enough to live somewhere a slightly bit posher...![]()
I wasn't expecting the door to be opened by a 6 ft black dude with no trousers on but it was...![]()
He was kind enough to wrap a towel around his waist for the rest of my stay...
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SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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No. You are not coming anywhere near my place MacWatty wrote: Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
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Grab the Handcuffs and the gimp mask, my female friend has a big black toy if your that way inclined Mac!!!!Virt wrote:No. You are not coming anywhere near my place MacWatty wrote: Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
LMAO
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I was thinking the same....what nextJesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
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It seems strange to us 'normal' folk * on here but the trouser-less thing happens quite a lot in my day to day line of work.
A fair % of the homes I visit are occupied by, er how to put this, the Jeremy Kyle generation...
Social housing init bro.
I meet some very nice people but sadly they seem to be outweighed by the more dodgy types.
* I use this term very very generally, as most of you are as nutty as a fruit cake...
Me included...so I feel I fit in quite nicley...
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A fair % of the homes I visit are occupied by, er how to put this, the Jeremy Kyle generation...
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Social housing init bro.
I meet some very nice people but sadly they seem to be outweighed by the more dodgy types.
* I use this term very very generally, as most of you are as nutty as a fruit cake...
Me included...so I feel I fit in quite nicley...
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cybercarl wrote:I was thinking the same....what nextJesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon![]()
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Already seen that thanks.
Some dude had a load of chains & eyelets in his walls in the lounge of his flat...
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Oh yeah & that womble Dave Courtney the ''celebrity'' gangster lives in the borough in a council house, he's into BDSM apparently. Never been there meself but one of my collogues has...
His house in Plumstead ...
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Not sure if he's still living there as he was made bankrupt a while ago.
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Stop it Mac, my sarcastic streak is gonna come out in a min, NO NO!MacV2 wrote:the trouser-less thing happens quite a lot in my day to day line of work
Trouser less moment with a big black man!!!, do I dare ask what you do lol
so do you like the trouser-less moments, the whips the chains and the had cuffs, I can lend you my friend Lynne, but she may scare you, she's a bit of a mistress and well into all that sort of stuff!!!!!
You know you want to, she's wicked with a ridding crop and not alot you can do when your gagged and handcuffed!!!!!
Im so getting in trouble lol