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Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:49 am
by Virt
Jamoi wrote:
Looking forward to it! How are we going to go binge drinking and starting fights if you are on your bike? The train is 1 min away from my house and direct from where you'll be...
sh1t.
might have to take the train then, it's only like a 5-10 minute walk from my accommodation
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Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:36 pm
by bigtwinthing
Virt wrote:Jamie in Colchester wrote:I'd probably shoot myself in the foot anyway! Haven't used it for years
You've already done that by showing us your mother
Very good Virt i liked that!
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:45 pm
by tony.mon
Yes, it's not everyone who will admit to have used his mum in the past, but not lately.
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:32 pm
by ging500
Jamoi wrote:Virt wrote:Prepping myself for a nice trip down to essex now this weekend
Jamoi, BEWARE
Looking forward to it! How are we going to go binge drinking and starting fights if you are on your bike? The train is 1 min away from my house and direct from where you'll be...
lloydie wrote:The only thing that let's this pic down is the sliver storm :-(
Lol looks like someone sneezed on my photo! I'll take another pic when the bike is finished, won't be green though!
ging500 wrote:Virt wrote:Prepping myself for a nice trip down to essex now this weekend
Jamoi, BEWARE
I live in witham, so a station straight through from Colchester. I'm about 25 min walk from station.
We can tell there is some favoritism, of all the Essex boys he's seeing Jamie!!
Is there a station near you? We could all meet up for a beer near you!
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:39 pm
by Virt
ging500 wrote:
I live in witham, so a station straight through from Colchester. I'm about 25 min walk from station.
25 minutes isn't too long a walk I guess, I'm just not sure if I can trust Jamie alone with me for that length of time
I wouldn't object going over if you and Jamie don't mind either
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:01 pm
by ging500
Virt wrote:ging500 wrote:
I live in witham, so a station straight through from Colchester. I'm about 25 min walk from station.
25 minutes isn't too long a walk I guess, I'm just not sure if I can trust Jamie alone with me for that length of time
I wouldn't object going over if you and Jamie don't mind either
I. Witham town we have a weatherspoons which is about 10 mins from station. If wanted to come to witham I could meet ya at the station and walk down!!
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:05 pm
by Virt
I'm game. Where's the man-slut when we need him?
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:16 pm
by Jamoi
I'm back!
Sounds quality, well up for that
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:17 pm
by Virt
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:30 pm
by Jamoi
Wot u on bout virt? Dun u no nuffin? Fings I ave 2 poot up wiv is krazy! Dun got goofed again
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:31 pm
by Jamoi
P.s innit.
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:32 pm
by Virt
Oh yeah? Like what? Ran out of fake tan? Have you re-used your favourite condom too many times and now it's full of holes and you've got a girl preggers?
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:11 pm
by Jamoi
Ran out of fake tan???? What do you take me for young man? I always keep a few years supply, just in case I get caught up in a Nuclear holocaust but somehow the intense light doesn't tan my face, everyone would be nicely browned while I have a pasty British hue, which simply will not do!
And there's nothing wrong with that trusty condom, if I recall correctly, you made a positive comment on the nature of it's taste that time when you couldn't find your dummy.
Re: My mum!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:26 pm
by Virt
You're a classy bird.
I made no such comment. Besides it had some stringy substance over it that got caught between my teeth
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Re: My mum!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:28 am
by ging500
O dear, I just vomited a little bit!!
