It's just not the same is it

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It's just not the same is it

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Due to recent grievances you can make up your own mind where the guy in this joke came from ,

Any way he bought a metal detector.....

And was sixty feet down before he realised he had steel toe caps on :silent:
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That should keep the joke police quiet. Nicely wordedI
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i think this forum is losing the plot, pc police are watching us man, its time to wear a tin foil hat......... :lol:
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Auto Sol wrote:Due to recent grievances you can make up your own mind where the guy in this joke came from ,

Any way he bought a metal detector.....

And was sixty feet down before he realised he had steel toe caps on :silent:
Was it Edinburgh ?
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MacV2 wrote:
Auto Sol wrote:Due to recent grievances you can make up your own mind where the guy in this joke came from ,

Any way he bought a metal detector.....

And was sixty feet down before he realised he had steel toe caps on :silent:
Was it Edinburgh ?

:lol: :clap: :thumbup: :wave: very good but no possibly in Gain or Grain where is that bye the way ?
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Grain where is that bye the way ?
In the paddy fields :lol:

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agentpineapple wrote:i think this forum is losing the plot, pc police are watching us man, its time to wear a tin foil hat......... :lol:
But......I'm already wearing a tin foil hat :shifty:
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Grain not far enough away :-)
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Hairy biker wrote:
agentpineapple wrote:i think this forum is losing the plot, pc police are watching us man, its time to wear a tin foil hat......... :lol:
But......I'm already wearing a tin foil hat :shifty:
and what a majestic hat it is matey........... :thumbup:
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Does a dunce cap work?
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Tweety wrote:Does a dunce cap work?
Works for me :lol: :lol:
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cybercarl wrote:
Grain where is that bye the way ?
In the paddy fields :lol:

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Auto Sol wrote:
MacV2 wrote: Was it Edinburgh ?
:lol: :clap: :thumbup: :wave: very good but no possibly in Gain or Grain where is that bye the way ?

Grain is situated in the wilds of North Kent ...Far from the maddening crowds but just down the road from a huge LNG plant & a container port...

You cant dig down 60' here anyway as its right by the coast so will have a very high water-table...so it cant be Grain.

Oh & it's only the locals who have digital deformities, I'm not from round these here parts...

Broken wrist doesn't count as a digital deformation ...
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