Timbo wrote:
Amuse yourself by dating sheep, i hear there are some good looking sheep out there
Easy reading for jimbo.
Extract from the latest Mills & Boon Novel.
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touches to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.
Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.
As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was apron us, and passed all too quickly.
Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of the approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and then whispered “Baaaa†and rejoined her flock.
This book is only for sale in The Falklands, New Zealand, Australia, Wales and certain parts of Derbyshire.
, dont bother coming round to rob the house whilst I am gone because Leroy will be in servicing the missus, he is fooking massive 
