Agony Aunt's Letter of the Week.

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LotusSevenMan
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Agony Aunt's Letter of the Week.

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Dear Mavis,

For some months now I have suspected my wife is having an affair. All the signs are there, she no longer wants sex, stays out most of the night and when I ask where she's been she just says "out with friends"! Last night I decided to spy on her. When she came home I hid in the garage so I could see her get out of her car. I watched as she took her underwear from the glovebox and put it back on, she then took her wedding ring out of her handbag and put that back on too. I quietly peered around my bike for a better view, and it was then that my worst nightmare was confirmed...................

There's a small crack in the fairing, just below the tank. Do you think I can repair this myself, or do I need to get professional help ?
"Only ride as fast as your guardian angel can fly" !!!
steveb
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Re: Agony Aunt's Letter of the Week.

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Hold off on the divorce until you've had a quote, you might need the money for the repair's!!! :idea:
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