A woman scorned..................

[LotusSevenMan]

See what happens when you split up and move out? All my stuff dumped into the garden of my 'new' rented place.
Text from her to say it's been 'delivered' when I'm working 90 miles away and rain is due. Luckily all put away before rain arrived (with about a minute to spare no kiddin'. No key for my Snap_on tool box so I can't get into it )
I notice that my Dyson Vacuum cleaner etc ain't come back. She wouldn't know how to use one so no point in her having it LOVL

[Seeker 77]

Looks like you got outta that one just in time!

[cupasoop]

At least you got the bird table

[warby221]

Just make sure she left the kitchen knives


Remember she knows were you sleep




Psycho part 3

[sirch345]

You certainly live life in the fast lane Chris (LSM), I'm still going along on the hard shoulder

Lets hope that's the end of it

Chris.

[goody]

Never a better time to post up those photos she might not like anyone to see :wink2

[LotusSevenMan]

LOL

The bird table is no more. In the timber recycling bin. Last bird table I buy her ha ha.

Reminds me of that joke:-
What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?

Don't take her out to dinner again!!!

[andyh]

Looks like a lucky escape LSM
All the best chap

[lmao_37]

good job you didnt have a bunny god know where you would have found it bubbleing away

[marravtr]

atleast you got your stuff back mate, all i ended up with was me clothes!

[Pete.L]

Must be a better neighbourhood than mine! Most of it would have been gone and not needed putting away if it'd been left in my garden

Pete.l

[Jbrebel]

That LOOKS like some gardens up our way Pete ...minus anything of any worth

[Beamish]

Could have been worse my good friend had two bikes written off by his ex. A YZ crosser and a GSXR600. She went postal in the garage with any tool she could work out how to use Suppose at least it wasnt his tool

[LotusSevenMan]

Oooh not good to have your bikes wrecked.
I guess that's the beauty of having a delivery service (?) bring your stuff over. No axe to grind. I mean, she wouldn't want to dirty her hands doing, well, work!!!!

I knew a guy who spent a lot of money on a Caterham 7 carbon dash and a lot of time on the Saturday carefully fitting it and wiring in all new switches etc. After a slight, ahem, difference of opinion with his significant other on Saturday night he went out the following morning to finish it off the find the word B45T4RD scrawled across it very deeply with a screwdriver!
They are not 'an item' anymore!!!!!

[steve.g]

Best splitting up story I know was my mate Frank.His ex told him to "Get out before I come home from work and take your half of the stuff with you". So Frank, being a resourceful guy, rented a chain saw and sawed EVERTHING they owned in half, including the fridge! Don't know how he did that with a chainsaw,but he did. Needless to say she was not amused and they are not together.Bloody funny though...!