Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, battle-scarred but ever the hero,
takes his girlfriend,
Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful
day and love is
in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, ze great fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I have red wine!
She smiles and they start kissing.
Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Pierre tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on
her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, ze great fighter pilot. When I have white meat, I have white
wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it on her
fanny.
He then strikes a match and sets the Cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine to put out her burning bush.
Standing waist deep, she throws her arms into the air and screams furiously
"Pierre, what the f*ck do you think you are doing?"
Pierre stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, ze great fighter pilot ...
.........
If I go down .......... ,
I go down in flames!"
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Short story
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."