>A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
>fly swatter.
>"What are you doing?" She asked.
>
> "Hunting Flies" He responded..
> "Have you killed any?" She asked.
>
> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
> Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
>
> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
Killing fly's
Killing fly's
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."