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iggy1966
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Hmmm strange!!!!

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10 genuine US laws still in force - no. 2's put a damper on my weekend...



1. It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct
official business wearing a
chipolata costume while the legislature is in session.

2. In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with
a live fish.
3. In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

4. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing
inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

5. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun
when his female partner has
an orgasm.

6. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing
while standing in front of a
man's picture.

7. An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a
bathing suit on any
highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two
officers or unless she be armed
with a club."

8. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the
missionary position. Any other
sexual position is considered illegal.

9. In the state of Utah, sex with an animal?unless performed for profit?is
not considered sodomy and
therefore is legal.

10. In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "the privilege
of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should
not be denied to the
normal, red-blooded American male."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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speedfreek
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No lie

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In Texas,

1) you can still be hanged for cattle rustling
2) it's illegal to be in possession of more than 6 dildos at once.

True..
8) TJ 8)
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iggy1966
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6 Dildo's!!!!
I don't think I would be much use to the girl who needs 6 dildo's.
:( :( :(
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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