Mr Bear and Mr Rabbitt

[iggy1966]

> > Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
> >
> > Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't
> like
> > each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they
came
> across
> > a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden
> frog
> > admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always
> gave them
> > six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
> > Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest
> were
> > females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a
> while,
> > wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on
> his
> > head.
> > Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
> second
> > wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were
> females as
> > well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a
> motorcycle. It
> > appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the
> engine.
> > Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
> wasted
> > two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr.
Bear
> made
> > his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as
> well,
> > leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it
> had
> > been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
> > Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I
> wish
> > that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.