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[tony.mon]

I was in the gent's facilities in work- they've fitted a new toilet suite.
I needed to pass water, so to speak, and while the activity was in full flow I felt my face getting droplets on it. The design of the urinal is such that splashback can occur at higher pressures.
I was very displeased, as you can imagine.

However, shortly afterwards I found that one eye was swelling and painful, and now I can't see properly.

Do you think I have a peepee eye claim?

[MacV2]

I was in the gent's facilities in work- they've fitted a new toilet suite.
I needed to pass water, so to speak, and while the activity was in full flow I felt my face getting droplets on it. The design of the urinal is such that splashback can occur at higher pressures.
I was very displeased, as you can imagine.

However, shortly afterwards I found that one eye was swelling and painful, and now I can't see properly.

Do you think I have a peepee eye claim?

Grrrrrrooooooaaaaaannnnnnnn!

OH my god I have just lost the will to live....

[tony.mon]

Have you looked where you last had it?

[MacV2]

Have you looked where you last had it?

Yeah it was there just before I read your peepee eye joke...

[tony.mon]

Isn't rust ironic?

[tony.mon]

I had a stew and dumplings for lunch yesterday.
I understand the "lings" principle well enough, eg. ducklings are small ducks, ducks are big ducklings.

My dumplings were quite large, and I feel a little queasy this morning.

[tony.mon]

I bought some peanut brittle.
On the packet it said "may contain nuts".

May?


MAY?
if it didn't, it would just be "brittle".

Madness.

[bigtwinthing]

Whats the difference between Knowledge and wisdom!



knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit bowl.

[tony.mon]

I want to get a canary and call it Richard.

[lloydie]

Met my 16 year old daughters boyfriend yesterday for the first time .

Yes I had a "chat" with him .
He put his hand out to greet me ,
I grabbed his nuts in a tight grip as said "go anywhere near my daughter with them and I'll take them off you"
Strangely he never spoke a word for the rest of the meeting .

Dads got to do what a dads got to do .

[AMCQ46]

nice one............ best way is to shoot first and ask questions later

[MacV2]

nice one............ best way is to shoot first and ask questions later

Yeah well Lloydies used to that according to Mrs Lloydie...

[lloydie]

Oi ! I'm going to have words with her . She's not meant to say stuff like that :-(

[Watty]

Met my 16 year old daughters boyfriend yesterday for the first time .

Yes I had a "chat" with him .
He put his hand out to greet me ,
I grabbed his nuts in a tight grip as said "go anywhere near my daughter with them and I'll take them off you"
Strangely he never spoke a word for the rest of the meeting .

Dads got to do what a dads got to do .

You've a bit of a fetish for young lads' balls

[lloydie]

Let's hope I don't start a collection !