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RAINMAKER wrote:do you think being covered in baby oil is worth a try
I think I should use my superpowers and nip this thread in the bud before it goes any further 8O

Bloody pervs :wink:
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TALC POWDER :oops: :oops: :oops: :? :? :D
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:
RAINMAKER wrote:do you think being covered in baby oil is worth a try
try vegetable oil.... saw on brainiacs once that this is the slippiest of oils ! :wink:
great!!!then the whole bedroom stinks like a chip pan!!!




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sounds like youre the expert!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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best offer ive had all day!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



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I thought everyone knew that the blood of virgins is the best lubricant for tight leather.
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curly wrote:Did you ask your wife,
" Does my elbow look big in this?" :D :D :D
What did one terrorist say to the other whilst out shopping for jeans?
"Does my bomb look big in this?"

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(I've added the eye-rolls to save you all a few posts...)
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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I asked a simple question 8O , now look at my thread......perverts 8)
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Post by kevg »

Paul, once the leather is worn in a bit i imagine it will be easier to put on, and by that time you will have lost some weight and again, this will help.

Weight loss gained by crapping yourself every time you realise how fast you are going.

won't help the leathers to smell to good though, i'd try Kaz's aroma oils for that.

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yeah Kaz keeps begging to give me a rub down, so far I've had to let her down, but you know how persistant she can be.
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Post by RAINMAKER »

Why Kaz.......no need to be shy with me :lol:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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