Bike Porn

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Re: Bike Porn

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cybercarl wrote:Not to my taste. Not at that price when there are many other options out there for less. I don't really like the looks of that BM either. Something about the lines of the fairing and tank shape.

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If you didn't like that, how does this tickle your fancy ?


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Still doesn't do it for me :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

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Re: Bike Porn

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cybercarl wrote:Still doesn't do it for me :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

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But Carl, it's aerodynamic.

Also systematic, and hydromatic, probably.
It's Greased Lightning!

Although the grease is almost certainly to a particular German specification, made only by BMW and three times the price of ordinary grease, only available on special order and unobtainable in the UK.
And I can't see a lot of lightening going on, looks bloody mahoooosive, actually.
It will almost certainly disturb Teutonic tectonic plates when it gets up to speed, and frighten horses three counties away.
Except the exhaust is so quiet that when it's being ridden you can hear the bloke in the car in front scratching his gonads in anticipation of simultaneously making a mobile phone call while eating a Big Muck and performing a U turn without indicating.

It would certainly turn heads, as people would risk a strained neck in order to look in a different direction.

I quite like it, it's a bit different.
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Carl given your current direction of modification is this more to your taste? -

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Re: Bike Porn

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:thumbup: :thumbup:

:lol: :lol:

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Kev L wrote:Carl given your current direction of modification is this more to your taste? -

:lol: :lol: funny as wombles that - 55mph! Holy comoly
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Image BMW 1200s nice but not once i had fell off!!!.
Most people who have these hardly ride them with any fury to be honest. I did and it bit my butt.
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i hope this wasn't yours mate..... :eek2 :eek2 :eek2
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thats a boxer cup, i had one of those too, mine was a "Randy Mamola" special, blue and white. again a good bike but BMW servicing kills it a bit.
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i like the boxer cup, maybe a poor mans hp2 but i like the quirky looks of a lot of the bmw's,when the jap bikes can be so bland, you gotta admire how the s1000rr took the litre class to another level, and the hp4 is supposed to be a game changer with its active suspension..... :thumbup:
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Reminds me of an old MZ with the horizontally opposed engine :roll:
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Re: Bike Porn

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bigspanishmarty wrote:i hope this wasn't yours mate..... :eek2 :eek2 :eek2
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Re: Bike Porn

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bigspanishmarty wrote:i like the boxer cup, maybe a poor mans hp2 but i like the quirky looks of a lot of the bmw's,when the jap bikes can be so bland, you gotta admire how the s1000rr took the litre class to another level, and the hp4 is supposed to be a game changer with its active suspension..... :thumbup:

yep your right, i like things a bit different, i got cheesed off having to open both of my doors to get the heads past, the storm fits through 1 door!
and if i touch those heads down them i am well and truly off!!!. and when you blip the htrottle i dont go sideways, oh and the biggest thing! i dont have to carry oil with me cause the Bm,s do drink it until about 40,000 miles.
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Re: Bike Porn

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Wicky wrote:
bigspanishmarty wrote:i hope this wasn't yours mate..... :eek2 :eek2 :eek2
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WTF has the subframe collapsed or sumfink??
Hmmm, looks like it's ready for a clutch service 8)
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Re: Bike Porn equates to a Bennelli

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Saw one at Loomies today, god they are the best looking machines. A 2006 Tornado goes for £3500.
However I be worried all the time in case it broke down, or is that a tad unfair ?
.........So far, so good, so what!
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