My pet hate is the van you passed 5 minutes ago that had been shadowing you while you 'make progress' suddenly flashing his lights at you
And they're blue!!
Boy was I relieved it was an Incident investigation officer with no witness and no recording equipment
I've got an inferiority complex But its not a very good one!
Closely followed by d1ckheads who start to cut you off, then realise you're there, but instead of fixing their error or giving you an apologetic nod or wave, they just stare at you & keep going.
Saw a bimbo casually continue very slowly around a round-about yesterday, denying access to an emergency vehicle with lights & sirens. Bloody oblivious moron. Bad enough when it happens to us, but must drive cops, ambo's & firies crazy.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?