NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary.
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in
cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because
there may be cake.)
MOUSE POTATO. The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.
SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.
XEROX SUBSIDY. Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's
workplace.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organizational layers beginning just
above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere"
are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems
they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the
dreaded "administrivia" ? needless paperwork and processes. 404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize
that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
CROP DUSTING. Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube
farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to
PRAIRIE DOGGING
New "buzz" words
New "buzz" words
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."