Learn Chinese in 5 Mins

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iggy1966
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Learn Chinese in 5 Mins

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>Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
>
>1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
>8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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speedfreek
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good racist chinese humor ;-)

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Last time I was in China, I saw a guy walking down
the street I thought I knew.

I said "hey you!" And half the people turned to respond.
When one said "who me?", the other half turned around..
:lol:

8) TJ 8)
Life has a 100% mortality rate, and there ain't no cure.. LIVE IT UP! ... and yes, I'm 100% red blooded American infidel!
iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ian
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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