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speedfreek
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Surgery

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When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed.

So the doctor she asked. "What's wrong?"

"Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life.

"Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."

8) TJ 8)
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