A woman was in a coma..............

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iggy1966
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A woman was in a coma..............

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A woman was in a coma. The Nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a response on the monitor
when she touched her. They went to her husband
and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do
the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him
that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The
hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they
cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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speedfreek
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choked!

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good one iggs!

:lol: TJ :lol:
Life has a 100% mortality rate, and there ain't no cure.. LIVE IT UP! ... and yes, I'm 100% red blooded American infidel!
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