Sorry about this one!!!!

[iggy1966]

Subject: A man goes into a seafood restaurant....
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> > > > > ...and asks to see the dishes of the day.
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> > > > > The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
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> > > > > "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip please" says
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> > > > > "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
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> > > > > A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter
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> > > > > chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
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> > > > > Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a
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> > > > > running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't
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> > > > > Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an
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> > > > > "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher.
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> > > > > Hans, kill that squid!" The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and
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> > > > > just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip
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> > > > > "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his
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> > > > > "Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.
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> > > > > (Sorry about this)
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> > > > > Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais... With mild green,
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