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Zer0Zer0 · Post by **Zer0Zer0** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:22 am

SH*T m8 tonsilitis! how old are you? six........

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:27 am

At least you don't have to go to school... ummm... I mean, work.

But it gets worse... Do you realise when they take your tonsils out now, you don't get jelly & ice-cream??? You get nothing until the next day when they make you eat dry toast to scratch all the crap off the inside of your throat, just to make sure if you're going to bleed everywhere you do it before you go home

How'd that cheer you up?

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:31 am

I feel for ya man... I had tonsillitis loads up until I had to have them out at 24. I even got Glandular Fever... twice

Only get it once my ass...

Blame Vicki

glynmitch · Post by **glynmitch** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:58 pm

VTRgirl wrote:At least you don't have to go to school... ummm... I mean, work.

But it gets worse... Do you realise when they take your tonsils out now, you don't get jelly & ice-cream??? You get nothing until the next day when they make you eat dry toast to scratch all the crap off the inside of your throat, just to make sure if you're going to bleed everywhere you do it before you go home

How'd that cheer you up?

Glad your not my nurse

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:53 am

Nah, you'd love me! They all do! "Finally", they say, "someone who tells it like it is".

Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.

I'd be right there holding your hand while you tearfully tackled your dry toast.

Post by **sirch345** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:26 am

VTRgirl wrote: Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.

That's exactly what happened to me many many years ago

I was definitely bitterly disappointed

I was 5yrs old at the time and all my family and friends had been telling me how much ice-cream I would get after the operation

I never saw as much as a teaspoon full

All I got was gallons of gargling fluid

Hope you feel better soon Mike

Chris.

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:39 am

sirch345 wrote:
VTRgirl wrote: Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
That's exactly what happened to me many many years ago I was definitely bitterly disappointed
I was 5yrs old at the time and all my family and friends had been telling me how much ice-cream I would get after the operation
I never saw as much as a teaspoon full All I got was gallons of gargling fluid

Hope you feel better soon Mike

Chris.

and i suppose the latter day version is coming out of the shower to find yer mrs asleep!!!

Post by **sirch345** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:28 pm

tony.wilde1 wrote:
sirch345 wrote:
VTRgirl wrote: Better to know ahead of time than live in the ignorant land of ice-cream expectancy & then be so bitterly disappointed.
That's exactly what happened to me many many years ago I was definitely bitterly disappointed
I was 5yrs old at the time and all my family and friends had been telling me how much ice-cream I would get after the operation
I never saw as much as a teaspoon full All I got was gallons of gargling fluid

Hope you feel better soon Mike

Chris.

and i suppose the latter day version is coming out of the shower to find yer mrs asleep!!!

Brilliant Tony

I might have guessed you wouldn't have missed that