Getting Old

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sproutout
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Getting Old

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According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have
survived,because...

Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint
which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on
medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to
play with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and
fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels. (I think you will find they were
known as spokey dokeys - some old git wrote this)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags -
riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it
tasted the same. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank
fizzy pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we
were always outside playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and
no-one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top
speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After
running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the
problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as
we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no
one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all no 99
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile
phones, no personal computers, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends
- we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really
hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no
lawsuits.We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from
other parents.

We walked to friend's homes.

We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy
or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The
idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They
actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one
of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as real kids,
before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.
For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read
about us.

This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a
smile on your face: The majority of students in universities today
were born in 1983........They are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and
the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard
of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

AIDS has existed since they were born.

CD's have existed since they were born.

Michael Jackson has always been white.

To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't
imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are Films
from last year.

They can never imagine life before computers.

They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red Hand Gang or the
Famous Five.

They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and don't
even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.

And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

> Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again
all the funny stories you have experienced together.
8. Having read this, you are thinking of sending it to some other friends because you think
they will like it too...

> Yes, you're getting older!!!!
Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you cant do!!!
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Post by Pete.L »

ouch :!:
Thanks Sproutout. I can remember all those things and a few more. Wouldn't ever agree to being old though. I just like to think of myself as "having lived a little".
Cheers Pete.l
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Post by Rich »

well thanks alot just what l needed :( was out on the town saturday night and have been trying to work out where the last 20 years have gone ! l think that's just about finished me off :D
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