The daughter

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speedfreek
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The daughter

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16 year old girl tells her parents she's pregnant & her father says he's gunna find the lowlife who did the deed and gun him down for ruinin' his daughters purity.

About a week later a real flash car turns up and out of it gets a middle aged man wearing a very expensive suit,Rolex watch and all the trimmings.

The now 'deflowered' girl lets him in and calls the parents down from upstairs at which point she pleads for her parents to hear the stranger out.

The girls middle aged lover then proceeds to explain that he is truly sorry for getting the youngster pregnant but alas cannot marry her as he already has a wife.

Before the girl's father has a chance to get to his gun cabinet,the stranger to the household folows him and tells him of the wealth that will be bestowed to his future child.

The father stops and desides to listen as he has just noticed the flash car and taken note of his daughter's 'Male friend's' clothes.

The man then goes on to say that if his 16 year old lover gives birth do a girl ,she will be given twenty million dollars and a large home on it's own land of considerable size and a beach house with private beach at any destination desired.

On the other hand, if it's a boy,he will be given two factorys that are turning over a fortune in profit as well as twenty millon dollars and the same styled large house.

The man then went on to say that if it was twins then they would receive this amount for each respective of gender.

He then added that if the young girl suffered the agony and miss-fortune of a misscarrage,he wouldn't know what to do.


"That's easy" said the father of the young girl ->
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"You can damn well screw her again!"
Life has a 100% mortality rate, and there ain't no cure.. LIVE IT UP! ... and yes, I'm 100% red blooded American infidel!
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