He took the box back home, found a good location for the box & decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
He asked the centipede in the box, Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer? But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:...........
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"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fu****g shoes on!!!!
