>>> > A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very
>>> > >close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her
>>>that her hair
>>> > >smells nice.
>>> > >
>>> > >After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes
>>>to HR.
>>> > >Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-
>>>worker does, and
>>> > >that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.
>>> > >
>>> > >The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
>>>"What's sexually
>>> > >threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
>>>nice"?
>>> > >
>>> > >The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
On a roll today..
On a roll today..
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."