A chap went into his local butchers shop and asked for one egg, one sausage, one rasher of bacon and one slice of black pudding.
The lady serving him winked and said "You're a single fellah aren't you?"
He looked astonished and said "I am! How could you tell?"
She answered "Because you're a really ugly c**t!"
Crap Joke #467
Crap Joke #467
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap Joke #467
sorry Mac..... I just cant resist asking
did you punch her after she said that to you![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
did you punch her after she said that to you
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AMcQ
Re: Crap Joke #467
Don't be silly I would never punch a woman...
Er I mean don't be silly cant be me I don't like black puuding...
Er I mean don't be silly cant be me I don't like black puuding...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap Joke #467
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Chris.