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A man is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead.

Unfortunately, her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would strip off for him if he would drove her.

The guy says OK, and so the girl takes off all her clothes and sits in the car starkers.

The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he crashes the car into a tree and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.

He tells her to go get help but she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on.

He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”

She takes the shoe and runs to the closest petrol station.

She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?"

The attendant replies, "No chance love, I think he's too far in." :D
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Post by yellafella »

Luvvin it !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by iggy1966 »

Like it Tony :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by sirch345 »

That's a cracker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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