Dyslexic skier.

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Dyslexic skier.

Post by Alex. » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:49 pm

Heard the one about the dyslexic bloke who went skiing for the first time?

He didn't have any lessons as he reckoned this skiing lark was a piece of piss. So he gets his ski's and boots and poles and his lift pass and gets on the gondola up to the top of the mountain. And while he's in the gondola he's looking at all the skier's and snowboarders and other winter sports folks and realises he's made a terrible mistake. 

He hasn't got a clue what he's doing; he doesn't even know which ski goes on which foot and if he gets the wrong ski on the wrong foot will he zigging when he should be zigging  or zagging when he should be zigging.

So the gondola gets to the top of the mountain and everyone gets out and the dyslexic bloke is looking around and spots a bloke who's wearing a skinsuit and helmet and goggles and looks like he knows what he's about.

The dyslexic bloke goes over to him and explains the situation, he's had no lessons and he doesn't even know which ski goes on which foot and whether he'll end up zigging when he should be zagging or zagging when he should be zigging.

The bloke in the skinsuit says "I've got no idea, I'm a toboganist"

"Oh well" says the dyslexic bloke "I'll have 20 silk cut and a Sun, please mate,  while I wait for someone else...." 

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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by sirch345 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:23 pm

:biggrin that's worse than one of Mac's :)

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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by MacV2 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:20 am

sirch345 wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:23 pm
:biggrin that's worse than one of Mac's :)

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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by VTRDark » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:36 am

I got lost by the the gondola...I thought that was a boat in Venice.
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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by Jazzscot » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:37 pm

Two dyslexic chefs in a kitchen first one says to the second one can you smell gas?

Second one says I can't even spell my fecking name!
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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by sirch345 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:40 pm

MacV2 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:20 am
sirch345 wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:23 pm
:biggrin that's worse than one of Mac's :)

Chris.
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:lol: that was meant to be a compliment to you Mac :D

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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by MacV2 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:13 am

sirch345 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:40 pm
MacV2 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:20 am
sirch345 wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:23 pm
:biggrin that's worse than one of Mac's :)

Chris.
Oi !
:lol: that was meant to be a compliment to you Mac :D

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Re: Dyslexic skier.

Post by sirch345 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:35 pm

MacV2 wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:13 am
sirch345 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:40 pm
MacV2 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:20 am


Oi !
:lol: that was meant to be a compliment to you Mac :D

Chris.
You can go off people you know Chris...
:lol: I know the feeling :lol:
MacV2 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:20 am
Now get back to work I've sent another PM re loggin I fear a can of worms has exploded re the emails...
:lol: :thumbup: it's all under control....................................................................................................so far :shh:

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