Mrs Lloydie today chatting to her mate....
"Does your tw@ twitch after sex?"
"No he just farts, rolls over and falls asleep."
Crap joke #396
Crap joke #396
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #396
Allegedly...Al told me, he was hiding in the wardrobe & overherd them...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
- lloydie
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Crap joke #396
What's happened to the wombles swear filters ! And for the record she does call me a tw@ and I don't fart I'll have you know so she's lying !!!
Re: Crap joke #396
Oh bollox, I was hoping all the updates on the forum would have sorted out Mac's sense of humour! Never mind hay ho! ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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- lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #396
No mod can sort that ! Only a hole in the head could !!!!!Kev L wrote:Oh bollox, I was hoping all the updates on the forum would have sorted out Mac's sense of humour! Never mind hay ho!
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Re: Crap joke #396
I fear you're correct Lloydie me old mate, Mac's humour flatlined some time ago and we really should give up all hope of any recovery! ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Crap joke #396
And the fancy pants tech savvy award goes to Lloydie....for being the FIRST to use the new emojis on the forum.....
Schmart-erse.![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Schmart-erse.
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- lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #396
I've been using them for years
but they have always came out as writing ![](https://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji133.png)
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