Crap joke #395...the real one...

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Crap joke #395...the real one...

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How many tourette's sufferer's does it tw@ to Hippo a lightbollocks?
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hoooda thunk it hippo is sware filter for Cee You Next Tuesday...Cnut!
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Ha ha ha
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Decking predictive sext
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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Re: Crap joke #395...the real one...

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Talking of Tourettes...

I went along to join a support group for Tourettes Syndrome....but they all told me to feck off...

So, I went back the next day to try again, and it only took 10 seconds to be sworn in...

:lol:
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