Crap joke #387

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Crap joke #387

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I was assaulted last week outside the local grocery store.

A young thug threw a carton of milk at me.

I thought, `` how dairy ? `` then he threw a block of cheese at me, I thought, `` that’s not very mature.``




























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Re: Crap joke #387

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is there a Smilie for tumble weed?
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Re: Crap joke #387

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AMCQ46 wrote:is there a Smilie for tumble weed?
Oh yes.

:tumbleweed:

But my button seems to be wearing out...
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